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A
Round Tuit
Did
you ever have a gardening project, a UFO (in crafting terms), to do
and kept putting it off with the excuse, I will get around to it one
of these days.
Here
are the directions for a craft to make your very own "round
tuit", so you need never put off those UFO's off again! |
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I
found this item while I was out at garage sales. It is a round piece
of wood, about eight inches or 22 centimeters in diameter, which you
can leave natural or varnish. The verse is written out in fancy
script, the edges of the paper are cut round and scalloped and then
glued onto the center of the wood. You can then put clear shellac
over the whole thing. Add a hanger to the back and it makes a cute
gift for anyone who procrastinates!! (Don't we all!) I do not know
where this idea originated from, or who created the verse. If anyone
has any more information about "round tuits" please email
me. I would love to hear your stories. Enjoy!
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A Round Tuit 
At
long last we have a sufficient quantity of these so that each person
may have one of his own. Guard it with your life. These Tuits have
been hard to come by. Especially the round ones. This is an
indispensible item. It will help you become a much more efficient
worker. For years you have been saying "I'll do that as soon as
I get a round tuit." Now that you have a round tuit of your very
own, all those things that have been needing to be accomplished will
surely get done.
author unknown |
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Here are some
other verses for a round tuit:
This is a Tuit,
and Tuits are rare,
Especially the
round ones, so guard it with care.
How many times
have you heard someone say
( or said it
yourself at least six times a day )
"one of
these days I really will do it....
I'll do it as
soon as I get around Tuit"
Well here's your
round Tuit, And good luck to you
Now there's no
limit to what you can do!
author unknown

The faucet that leaks,
The hinge that squeaks.
The crack in the door,
The hole in the floor.
You said you'd
do it,
Just as soon as
you could get around to it.
Now the round
tuit is here,
So my friend
never fear,
You'll have all
the time to do it,
Since from this
day you can't get away with the excuse,
WHEN I GET A
ROUND TUIT.
author unknown

Just some thoughts:
Canada - land of
cartoon currency. We have loonies and toonies!
Why isn't
phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If nothing
sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
If airports are
safe, why are the buildings called terminals?
A sweater -
something the kids wear when mom is chilly!
Ever stop to
think, and forget to start again?
For people who
like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord!
The only reason
people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
It's not how
much an item costs that matters, it's how much you save.
Tomorrow is a
new day - with no mistakes in it yet.
Ballerinas are
always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
Baroque: what I
am when I run out of money.
There cannot be
a crisis today - my schedule is already full.
Happiness is
being married to your best friend.
Home is where
you hang your @
The E-mail of
the species is more deadly than the mail.
A journey of a
thousand sites begins with a single click.
You can't teach
a new mouse old clicks.
The modem is the message.
Too many clicks
spoil the browse.
Don't byte off
more than you can view.
Fax is stranger
than fiction.
Did you notice
that when you are late the boss is early, but when you are early the
boss is late.

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